The Oakland Post 2015-03-25

LIVING THE AMERICONE DREAM ; this week ; PHOTO OF THE WEEK ; BY THE NUMBERS Ben and Jerry's edition ; Editorial Take some time and March back into your imagination ; Perspectives Perspective: Greek life is more than the stereotype: In light of recent news; Oakland's Greeks speak up and share what their organizations are really about ; Perspectives Perspective: It's about human trafficking: Statesman says new bill is about human trafficking; not abortion; and that's what we should worry about ; Campus Grizzlies on the Prowl: "What teams did you pick to be the Final Four?" ; POLICE: Feces and urine reported in rooms in Elliott Hall ; Campus Major repairs under way for 1-75: Construction for the 'diverging diamond' begins on University Drive in two weeks ; Social media mishap brings change to OUPD guidelines ; Campus More Grizzlies choose to go 'Geek not Greek': National first-year honor society inducts record membership ; Campus I scream; you scream ; Ben and Jerry's own Jerry Greenfield gives the scoop on entrepreneurship ; THE SMOOTH SOUNDS OF SAX R ; the mix: 7 WAYS TO SPICE UP YOUR RAMEN ; YAKS of the WEEK: Yik Yak: The voice of the people ; TOP TUNES: WXOU albums of the week ; Life The pen is mightier than the sword: Presidential signing implements reside in Kresge Library ; Life Getting ready to 'Get Hard' ; Runners leave Rec Center in the dust ; Warmer temperatures let joggers explore campus; get fresh air ; life It's an art form; not a sex show ; Passionate professor shares love for dance; cultural diversity ; Puzzles ; Mouthing Off SATIRE Nintendo plays the game best ; Sports Opinion: Shining a light on gossip in sports ; Sports Giving one hundred; batting a thousand: Robby Enslen shares his dedication and love for the sport ; Stepping back up to the plate: Men's baseball team stays optimistic for conference season ; Sports Soccer kicks back into gear ; THE SPORTING BLITZ: Golf