The Oakland Sail 1986-04-01

The Oakland Soil ; All the dirt that's not fit to print ; OU parking lots closed until 2003 ; Congress does something ; Public Safety ''Speaks No Evil'' ; EDITORIAL: University so boring newspaper resorts to inventing incidents ; Letters to the Editor: New organization fights for non-bias in college students ; Student mistakenly assumes that 'Soil' staff is dedicated ; Editor's Note ; Campus police win well-deserved prize for brilliant actions in the line of duty ; Have You Seen This Person? ; Naughty newspaper staff up to some nasty rotten no-nos ; A few words ; Features: Here's the hot spots for student necking ; Sport: Wrestling team institutes program ; Wow! Asti-Spumante revealed as a vampire